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Humor
Jan 16, 2013 18:30:18 GMT
Post by popee on Jan 16, 2013 18:30:18 GMT
Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.
Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
Q: How much "ego" do you need? A: Just enough so that you don't step in front of a bus.
A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master. The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
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